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turkey day

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I am a republican from South Dakota,
I am the proud owner of a Southwestern-style gourmet restaurant,
I am the former editor of the unprofitable anti-Daschle gas station tabloid, “The Bird”,
I am a fierce badminton competitor,
I am a truck driver,
I am the president of the North Dakota Emergency Medical Services Association,
I am a crappy MySpace musician,
I am the most valuable offensive lineman,
I am a 7th grade cross country runner,
But I am NOT a vegetarian.
i feel bad for vegetarians on thanksgiving.
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Airtickflight2's avatar
lol! mr. stover is from south dakota, or so he likes to remind us about every 5 minutes! haha, anyway, hope u had a good turkey day. i ate way to much, and i feel like i r teh fat.