It was a Friday night, and the small town, city streets were oddly empty. Drowning in silence I flipped on the radio, and turned off of the main road onto a side street. I pulled up to a 4-way stop and looked around for signs of life… nothing. I closed my eyes, took a deep breath, rolled down my window, and looked again. I noticed a middle aged man sitting in an old jeep with no roof. He appeared to be sleeping. “Weird.” I said to myself. I squinted out of my front window, and began to pull off.

It seemed darker tonight than ever before. What was wrong? I checked to make sure that my headlights were on, but they weren't. I flipped them back on, and as soon as I had done that, I heard sirens and saw flashing lights coming from behind me and to my left. It was the jeep. I put my pedal to the floor, but I couldn’t distance myself from my pursuer. I slowed down and pulled to the side of the road, and rolled down my window waiting for the man to walk up.

It must have been icy, because all of a sudden, I saw a police man ice skating towards me. He showered the driver’s side door with ice shavings as he came to a stop. “Did you know that your lights were off back there?” I replied with a simple nod. “Do you know what the punishment for that is?” I shook my head. “Well, I guess that you’re about to find out!” He took off one of his ice skates, and walked to the trunk of my car. All of a sudden, I heard the loud squawks of chickens coming from the back of my car. He pulled a giant wooden case full of chickens from my trunk, and carried it to right out side of my window. He smirked, and began executing the chickens one by one in front of me. I didn’t feel sadness, just confusion. How did I get a full fledged chicken farm in the back of my trunk without even noticing it? Was it me that put it in their, or was it someone playing a prank on me? He kept on executing chickens with his ice skate until I finally… WOKE UP.

This is a dream that I had the other night, and I thought that it was really weird and creepy because of a.) the content and b.) the fact that I never have dreams that I remember like this one. If anyone is an expert dream interpreter, and would like to tell me what it means, I’d appreciate it… heck… even if you’re not an expert feel free to have a stab at it. I’m sure it would be entertaining. Am I destined to get a ticket soon… or am I destined to own a chicken farm that will drive me into bankruptcy? In conclusion… weird.